海綿寶寶英文語錄

海綿寶：What a wonderful day.

The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.

So peaceful.

章魚哥：Can we lower the volume,please.

I can’t work with all that racket going on.

海綿寶：Oh, sure dward.

章魚哥：Right, hum.

海綿寶：Okay.

章魚哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s k you, thank you.I thought I……! 海綿寶：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.

章魚哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.

Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?

派大星：Good morning.

章魚哥：Oh, boy.

海綿寶：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?

派大星：Oh, how much is it?

海綿寶：Only a quarter.

派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.

海綿寶：Sure thing. Patrick.

派大星：Ah! One quarter.

派大星：Thank you.

章魚哥：Busineis booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?

海綿寶：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.

Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.

派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.

海綿寶：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!

Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.

派大星：It’s a giraffe.

海綿寶：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……

章魚哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles? 海綿寶：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re ma-ki-ng bubble art. Watch carefully. First

go like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.

Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to

bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,

then that and this and that and this and then……

章魚哥：That’s not art. That’s just ing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You

should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.

海綿寶：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.

章魚哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!

海綿寶：We are offer lessons for beginners.

章魚哥：Beginners? What could be more si-mp-le than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and

learn. Uh…… wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.海綿寶：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.

派大星：Technique, Squidward.

海綿寶：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……

派大星：The pelvic whoo!

海綿寶：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!

派大星：Listen to Sponge.

海綿寶：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!

海綿寶&派大星：Technique! Technique!

海綿寶：Tech…… You’re ……not doing the ……technique.

章魚哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin

around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……

海綿寶：All right, Squid! That was so good!

派大星：Squid is numer one.

章魚哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.

海綿寶：Nope.

章魚哥Now, that’s a bubble.

海綿寶：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.

派大星：Yeah, technique.

章魚哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that…… beautiful work of art with your help.

Come on, it’s my genes.

海綿寶&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.

章魚哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.

海綿寶&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.

海綿寶：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.

章魚哥：I rock.

海綿寶&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,

Squid, Squidward!

派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……

海綿寶：Squidward.

海綿寶&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.

章魚哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……

海綿寶&派大星：Squidward.

章魚哥：Genius