中外經典幽默語錄

1.每個成功男人的背後，都有個折磨他的女人。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman torturing him.

2.你我都是單翼天使，唯有彼此擁抱才能展翅飛翔。可當我千辛萬苦地找到你後卻發現：咱倆的翅膀是一順邊的.。

You and I are angels with only one wing each. We can only fly by embracing each other. But sadly, after I went to all the trouble of finding you and embracing you, I found out that our wings are on the same side.

3.旅行就是從自己呆膩的地方到別人呆膩的地方去。

Traveling is going from a place that you're sick of to a place other people are sick of.

4.小時候過中秋，嫦娥的故事總是聽不進去，心裏老想着月餅；現在年紀大了，一過中秋，月餅吃不進去了，心裏總惦記着嫦娥。

Celebrating Moon Festival as a kid, I could never really pay attention to the story of the lady on the moon, because I was always thinking about eating moon cakes. Now that I'm older, I can't get excited about eating moon cakes, because I'm thinking about the lady on the moon!

5.吃自助餐最高境界：扶牆進，扶牆出。

The pinnacle of buffet dining is: stagger in starving, stagger out stuffed.

6.一分鐘有多長？那要看你是蹲在廁所裏面還是等在廁所外面。

How long is a minute? That depends on whether you're sitting on the toilet, or waiting outside the bathroom!

7.擠公車的時候不小心抬了一下腳，馬上就後悔了，因為發現沒地方放下去了。

Riding on the bus, I stupidly raised my foot a bit. I regretted it immediately-- there was no place to put it back down!

8.連貝克漢姆都不知道，你還有什麼資格跟我談籃球！

You don't even know Beckham-- how dare you talk about basketball with me！