馬克吐温的幽默名言小集

馬克吐温，是美國的幽默大師、小説家、作家，也是著名演説家，威廉福克納稱讚馬克吐温為第一位真正的美國作家，我們都是繼承他而來。馬克吐温以高超的幽默、機智與名氣，被稱為美國最知名人士之一，曾被推崇為美國文壇鉅子。馬克.土温的智慧名言，可以作為座右銘來激勵自己。

Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

別到處説世界虧欠了你。世界什麼都不欠你的，你還沒出生它就在這兒了。

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

如果你收養了一隻飢餓的狗，並且讓它過上了舒服的`日子，它將不會咬你。這便是狗與人最主要的區別。

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

習慣就是習慣，誰也不能將其一下子扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下樓。

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

善良是一種聾子能聽見、盲人能看見的語言。

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.