幽默簡短英語演講稿
bodies grow and muscles develop with the
intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we shouldkeep learning day by day to maintain our
keen mental power and expand our intellectual #url#nstant learning supplies us with
inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power ofreasoning, analysis, and judgment.
Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace withthe times in the information age, and an
infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a commonfallacy to regard school as the only
workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On thecontrary, learning should be a never-ending
process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world everchanging so fast, the cease from
learning for just a few days will make a person lagbehind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct
dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life,weakening our will to pursue our noble
ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstaclesto our success and strangling our desire
for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning willinevitably lead to the stagnation of the
mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to staymentally young, we have to take learning
as a lifelong career.
幽默簡短英語演講稿 [篇2]
As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.
Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a never-ending process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career.
學習之於心靈，就像食物之於身體一樣。攝取了適量的營養食物，我們的身體得以生長而肌肉得以發達。同樣地，我們應該日復一日不斷地學習以保持我們敏鋭的心智能力，並擴充我們的智力容量。不斷的學習提供我們用不盡的燃料，來驅使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續的學習是在信息時代中跟時代並駕齊驅的最穩當的方法，也是在變動的世代中成功的可靠保證。
一旦學習停止，單調貧乏的生活就開始了。視學校為汲取知識的唯一場所是種常見的謬誤。相反地，學習應該是一種無終止的歷程，從生到死。由於世界一直快速地在變動，只要學習停頓數日就將使人落後。更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識深處的獸性本能就會復活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們淨化我們人格的慾望。缺少學習將不可避免地導致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學習當作一生的事業。
2．heavy schoolwork【課業繁重】
In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. Which tends to be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.
我認為目前高中生的課業實在太重了，雖然説學生的確應當唸書，但是要想長大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應該給高中生較多從事娛樂的時間。娛樂並不如某些人所想的，是在浪費時間，它可以讓學生鍛鍊身體，發揮被繁重課業扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴重的情緒緊張，這對身心都有害。我並非主張廢除學校課業，但是我認為減輕目前繁重的課業對於學生和整個社會都是有益的。
3．Time【時間】
Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change.
Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復返，這是我上學期清楚學到的教訓。我浪費很多時間四處遊蕩，以致於我的成績開始退步。最後我終於瞭解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了。
現在我有一個明智運用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來。回顧我所做的事情會啟發我如何重新安排我的時間。
4．Work and Play【工作與娛樂】
Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, proper recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions.
What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. Usually I don't spare time for exercise, but I value the physical education class at school. Jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. I feel revived and energetic for another week's work-load.
工作與娛樂並不互相沖突，事實上，它們之間的關係還相輔相成。有句格言説：「整日工作而沒有休閒娛樂，會令人變得沉悶乏味。」被工作重擔壓得喘不過氣來的生活，將使你一事無成，因為你將對一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面來説，適度的娛樂活動能提供各種管道，來渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調生活中的緊張與不悦。
放學之後，我最常做的休閒活動，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我並不特地撥出時間來做運動，但是我很重視學校的體育課。在操場上慢跑幾圈，無疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在週末時，我都去看早場電影，享受視覺饗宴。如此一來，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對下一星期的工作量。
5．My first Job【我的第一份工作】
My first job was at a cramming school. It was three years ago when I just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since I had nothing to do that summer, I decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.
I was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. I worked eight hours a day, six days a week. The work was not difficult nor heavy to me and I guess I did well. The most delighted thing was perhaps that I could spend the money I earned all by myself.
我的第一份工作是在一家補習班做事。那是三年前我剛從國中畢業，考完聯考時的事了。既然我那整個夏天都閒着沒事，倒不如找份差事，嚐嚐獨立賺錢的快樂。
我負責接聽電話且紀錄留言的工作。我一天工作八小時，一星期工作六天。那份工作對我而言既不困難亦不沉重，所以我想我還滿稱職的。而最令人快樂的事大概莫過於花全部由自己賺來的錢了！
6．My Favorite Sports【我最喜愛的運動】
Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day.
Table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. It strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. Besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. Table-tennis is very
moderate; it is not so rough as football. It is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. Thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.
運動能幫助每一個人保持健康、快樂和有效率。所以我特別重視運動，特別是桌球，桌球是我最喜歡的運動。我幾乎每天玩。
桌球對我們而言，是一項理想的運動，因為它可以使我們全身運動，它可以增強我們的肌肉，擴張我們的肺部，促進血液循環，並且使肌膚產生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所費不多。桌球是相當温和適中的，它不像足球那麼粗野。它是一種室內運動，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜愛的一種運動。
幽默簡短英語演講稿 [篇3]
Love Your Mother
愛你的母親
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?
你為什麼哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
因為我是女人,她告訴他.
"I don't understand," he said.
我不明白.他回答
His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......
媽媽擁抱了他説,"你永遠也不會明白,但沒關係..."
Later the little boy asked his father,
"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".
後來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什麼似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......
"所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣",這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...
The little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,
他仍然奇怪媽媽為什麼哭.
Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"
最後他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什麼女人容易哭泣?"
GOD answered......
上帝回答:
"When I made woman,
I decided she had to be special.
I made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the weight of the world, yet,
made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...
"當我創造女人的時候,
我決定把她造的很特別,
幽默簡短英語演講稿 [篇4]
good morning，boys and girls!
i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech! to begin with ,i want to pop a question everybody dream a good dream last night? actually ,today i want to talk about dream with you. of course, what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream about life.
every one has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight.
life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always confort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead .
so bear in mind your dream and never give up your dream easily. look into the great people’s experiences, you may find the truth that good dream makes a good one, because there is nothing like a dream to create the future and build up our body . 你會發現真理，好夢是好的，因為沒有什麼比夢想更能創造未來，建立我們的身體。最後，我想建議。有一個夢想，追求它。要明智地使用你的時間，做你應該做什麼來讓你的夢想成真。雖然這是一個很辛苦的工作來頂你的夢想山，但俗話説，“山的高度，但男人使峯值”。只要我們堅持，我們將最終實現它。
dreamsare sent by zeus. 夢想，是來自宙斯的禮物。（荷馬）
if you can dream it, you can do it. 有夢者事竟成。（沃特）
你的生活深度取決於你對年幼者的呵護，對年長者的同情，對奮鬥者的憐憫體恤，對弱者及強者的包容。因為生命中總有一天你會發現其中每一個角色你都扮演過。（喬治·華盛頓） “夢想有兩扇門，”在奧德修斯結束了十年的漂泊後，潘尼洛對他説，“一扇是號角製成，一扇是象牙製成。通過精雕細縷的象牙門得夢想不過是一場會歸於無的海市蜃樓的童話；而那些通過磨礪的號角門的夢想才會成為真實，為人所見。” faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. it is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed. 當還缺乏產生信仰的足夠理由時，要用信念去包涵。模稜兩可不足以支持一個信仰。（伏爾泰）
as wishes may inspire dreams, so dreams may inspire wishes. 正如心願能夠激發夢想，夢想也能夠激發心願。
how to get happiness 如何獲得快樂
there is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. without it, life will be empty and meaningless. if you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
first, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
secondly, happiness consists in contentment. a man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
無疑的快樂是世界上最寶貴的東西。沒有它，人生將是空虛的而且毫無意義的。如果你希望知道如何獲得快樂，你須注意下面兩點。
健康是快樂的要訣。唯有身體強壯的人才能享受人生的樂趣。
快樂在於知足。一個不滿於現狀的人終是處在痛苦之中。
the value of time 愛惜時光
an english proverb says that time is money. i consider it (this) wrong. why? because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway). for this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than money. many people do not know the value of time. it (this) is indeed a great pity. we must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life. 英國有句諺語説，時間就是金錢。我認為這是不對的。為什麼？因為我們大家都知道我們能夠用工作賺錢，但無論如何卻無法把時間爭取回來。基於此種理由，我們可以説時間比錢錢更寶貴。許多人不知愛惜時光。這確實是可惜的。我們必須記住浪費時間等於浪費生命。 ladies and gentlemen, good morning! i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.
how to say future? maybe it’s a nice wish. lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 女士們，先生們，早上好！我很高興站在這裏給你一個簡短的.講話。 人的一生是一個成長的過程，其實我站在這裏是一個增長。如果一個人的一生必須面臨不同的選擇，那麼我就是伴隨着這些選擇成長起來。曾經我盼望將來能上大學，然而那已經過去了，你知道我來這裏，現在我想知道未來的我。當我來到這所學校，我告訴我自己：我不久的將來，一切從這裏開始。下面我將學習如何成為一個男人，一個綜合的人，誰擁有優良的機構，可以承擔重要的任務，能獨立思考，思想開放，心思縝密，有判斷是非的能力，有一份不錯的工作。我的老師曾經告訴我説：“你不是縫紉，你是設計師；永遠不要忘記你所能展示給人們的是你的思想，而不是你的手藝。”我會將我的個性與我的興趣和能力到我的研究，在這些過程中我將學習與工作結合起來。如果我能實現這個“未來”，我就認為我真的成長了。並且我深信我的親人，良好的友情和愛情的完美和幸福的未來。怎麼説的未來？也許這是一個美好的願望。讓我們下定決心，堅持到底，好好的享受生活。
幽默簡短英語演講稿 [篇5]
To make love grow
It took me years to learn that the love surrounding our family didn’t just happen . We had to learn about love from one another . In fact , love never just happens . But there is , I think , a climate that is best for love---a way of living that hastens the maturity of this matchless gift . First , love needs time . Perhaps people can fall in love in a moment , but mature love is like a tree , moving slowly from the seed in the ground to the sheltering splendor of its prime . People need time to deepen their affection , to appreciate one another’s differences , to share one another’s joy and grief……
To grow , love needs another , more elusive quality------the ability to let go .
Finally , love needs words to make it real . Without words , quarrels can’t be resolved , resentment can’t come to the surf-ace , and we lose the power to share the meaning of our lives . There are many ways of communicating . The important thing is to acknowledge and express our feelings .
Love is not a single act , but a climate in which we live , a lifetime venture in which we are always learning , discovering and growing . It is not destroyed by a single failure , or won by a single caress . Love is a climate---a climate of the heart ！
第二篇 I want to be a headmaster
I want to be a headmaster when I grow up. I think that’s a good job. My school is in the forest. It’s very beautiful. I go to work by Benz at eight o’clock in the morning. The teachers in my school are kind and patient. The female teachers in my school are good looking and young. The male teachers are handsome and strong. They are all
hardworking so they get good salary. The children in my school have three classes in the morning. In the afternoon, they play and pick up mushrooms or strawberries in the forest. They have no homework. They are very happy! At four o’clock in the afternoon, I go home with kinds of mushrooms and fruits in my Benz. They are for my dinner. I want to be rich
My dream is to become a wealthy use wealthy man has lots don’t worried everything such as wearing and
a dream maybe very philistine. But only this,I can do things what i like to do .I can help the poor men to eat delicious I can provide job to the people who have no work to
feel life's substantial。Also can help the kids who were deformity or the kids without a home to go back feel warm .I can donate money to affectionate love organization,do some contribution for the people of the poor mountain a rich man also can do everything what i want to do,for instance ,to make a journey for pleasure all over the world,France is my best dream country .I want to build a
garden ,plant some flowers and trees what i like,i will do excises every morning here,i will appreciate and drink tea at the same time at every afternoon;Or i will built a basketball court what belong to r that ,i
invite Yaoming to play with i will built a school , afterwards,i put my name onto the gate of my school and became a hero.
Over and above can do all by rich ,be a rich man also not bad just can help people , on condition that we have dream,have target is my dream.
第三篇
If a crystal of life, beautiful and fragile.
I do not know may be laughter when the face yesterday, today has disappear yesterday dynamic figure, today there are only cold on the body, yesterday pulse beating heart has stopped beating today. Life is such a heavy, heavy I do not dare to look too.
However, in reality it would feel no lingering someone to give up their lives, shocking and regrettable. A couple of days ago to see an article written last year, and a 13-year-old boy in a position decisively, jump from a height under fly. All online games only because he got hooked on "Warcraft", was possessed by the Devil, not only to write the game notes, and finally select a game to die, fly from 24 floors, he only lived for 13 years, all only just begun, has to rush the end. Is necessary to test a few days, in the past always heard that a certain candidate because a bad grade or bad mental quality will be at the examination before or after the examination committed suicide, I do not know this year what is going to happen.
With age, our mental capacity should also be subject to growth, there must be a be able to bear the external pressure and the courage to overcome difficulties, in the face of the question to think of ways to solve the problem, rather than evade, or even choose to die. The win is not never really failed, but one hundred times in the fall after the article at first have the courage to stand up when it sounds as if it is very difficult, in fact, very si-mp-le, we want to do again and again only the after a fall at its feet. No one lives forever are the winner, the
failure is not terrible, terrible loss of face are the failure of courage, can not afford to encounter difficulties, it will only want to escape the just, want to die to the end of this is the real failure. Is it true can die on the end of it? Relax their death to their loved ones did not think about the pain and hurt caused by their release brought the others along the path of endless troubles, this is how selfish and irresponsible, how childish behavior. We should be together on the physical and mental maturity,
Often in the classroom every day to hear someone shouting ah , I want to jump off the upstairs ah ... ... In fact, they do not know, life is a kind of greatest happiness, Happiness is a unique, life care are required in detail to the treasure. If you can not give up easily, it is undoubtedly the lack of respect for life, with such a person does not have a life!
The dead now rested in peace, people living in silence can only wish them, and then continue to take their own road.
生命好像一顆水晶，美麗而脆弱。
也許不知什麼時候昨天還歡笑的臉，今天就已消失不見，昨天還充滿活力的身影，今天就只剩下冰冷的軀殼，昨天還怦怦搏動的心，今天就已經停止跳動。生命是如此沉重，沉重得讓我不敢正視。
然而，現實中有人卻會毫不留戀地捨棄自己的生命，令人震驚，令人惋惜。前兩天看到一篇文章，寫的是去年的事，一個年僅13歲的少年以一種決然的姿勢，面朝大海，縱身從高空飛下。一切只因為網絡遊戲，他迷上了《魔獸》，竟然走火入魔，不僅寫遊戲筆記，最後還選擇了一種遊戲的死法，從24層樓飛下，他只活了13年，一切才剛剛開始，卻已匆匆結束。過幾天就要大學聯考了，以前總是聽説 ，某某考生因為成績不好或是心理素質太差，會在考試前或考試後跳-樓自殺，不知道今年又會有什麼事情發生。
隨着年齡的增長，我們的心理承受能力也應該增長，要有一種能夠承受外界壓力和克服困難的勇氣，面對問題時應該想辦法去解決，而不是逃避，甚至是選擇死亡。真正的勝利不是永不失敗，而是在跌倒一百次以後還有勇氣在第一百零一次時站起來，聽起來好象很難，其實卻很簡單，我們要做的只是一次又一次的在跌倒以後站起來。生活中沒有誰是永遠的勝利者，失敗並不可怕，可怕的是喪失了面對失敗的勇氣，遇到困難時無法承受，只會一味的想要逃避，想要以死來一了百了，這才是真正的失敗。難道死了就真的能夠一了百了了嗎？自己死的輕鬆卻沒有想一想給親人帶來的痛苦和傷害，自己解脱了卻給別人帶來了無盡的煩惱，這是多麼的自私和不負責任，是多麼幼稚的行為。我們應該在生理和心智上共同成熟，
每天在教室裏經常聽到有人高喊着鬱悶啊，鬱悶啊，我要從樓上跳下來啊… …其實，他們不知道，活着就是一種最大的幸福，是一種無與倫比的快樂，生命是需要細細呵護，去珍愛的。如果可以輕易放棄，那無疑是對生命的不尊重，這樣的人也不配擁有生命！
者已矣，活着的人只能默默地祝福他們，然後繼續走好自己的路。
