生活大爆炸Sheldon的經典語錄

1.I’ll spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.我的餘生只能在德州度過，設法把進化論教給上帝論者們。

2.I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.我不是瘋子。我媽媽帶我去檢測過。

, ho, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ.真聰明，雖然這種委婉表達男性性器官充血不足的説法過時了。

, I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister, and I believe I can easily best you in any physical confrontation, be it noogies, swirlies or the classic Why Are You Hitting Yourself.我有一個哥哥，還有一個非常好爭論的雙胞胎姐姐，所以我確信在任何身體對抗中我都佔上風，並足以揍得你找不到北。

y, while I subscribe to the Many Worlds Theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.佩妮，我支持“多個世界”理論，這個理論表明在無限個宇宙中存在着無限個謝爾頓，我向你保證，其中沒一個“我”是在跳舞的。

6.I can’t be impossible – I exist! I believe what you meant to say is – ‘I give up, he’s improbable’.怎麼會沒有，我就是存在的。我相信你想説的是“我投降，這種人幾乎是不存在的。”

resting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto this?有趣。在修正行為方面，性愛比巧克力更有效。不知道有沒有人研究過這點。

, since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly veiled insult.是的，當他們的關係進展到肉體層面，Penny就升級了對他的愛稱，以便和那些她稱為“甜心”的.人區分開來，通常是為了略微消減隱含的諷刺之意。

her reason to consider a life of piracy. Even today, I understand that’s an all-male profession.考慮當個海盜的另一個原因是，即使今天，我知道這職業還是男人的天下。

e is a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.錯誤離空想只有一步之遙，不幸的是，你要成為一個空想家才能認識這一點。