西蒙考威爾語錄

1、It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

聽上去像一隻貓從帝國大廈跳下來。

2、You have just invented a new form of torture.

你發明了一種折磨人的新手段。

3、I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不閉嘴，我就向裏面甩個魚鈎。

4、If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2,000年前， 唱得這樣，人們會向你扔石頭。

5、There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無法忍受了。

6、You killed my favorite.

你扼殺了我最喜歡的.歌曲

7、You're like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你像個小倉鼠要做大老虎

8、I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的時候，看起來處在半睡眠狀態

9、I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一個字也聽不懂，你大概在用挪威語演唱。

10、"That's the direction I want you to take. Right, then right (indicating route out of the room)."

（一個女選手説她願意走評判指引的任何方向）西門説：我要指引你的方向是向右，再向右（指着退場的路）

11、So you're a talented loony.

（一個女選手將自己與有名的歌手比）西門説：你在狂想方面有天分。

12、Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一個猴子與22匹馬（賽跑），你一點機會都沒有。

13、What is the right competition for him? 'Wheel of Fortune'?"

什麼才是最合適他的比賽？輪盤賭？（意思是他啥也不會）

14、It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking 1 or 2 bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你看起來喝多了。我説的不是1瓶2瓶，我説的是一箱。

15、You're like a singing yo-yo, one minute you're down, one minute you're up.

你象個會唱歌的悠悠球，一分鐘上， 一分鐘下。

16、Your personality is being sucked out of you.

你的個性被什麼東西給吸走了。

17、It was like something out of 'The Addams Family.' Tonight's theme is Halloween.

這像是從埃德孟之家出來的東西，今晚的主題叫萬聖節（埃德孟之家就跟鬼屋差不多）

18、It actually gave me a headache.

你的表演真叫我頭痛。

19你瞪着一雙大而呆滯的眼睛，看起來就像是生活在森林裏的一隻動物。

(對一個眼睛很大的選手所説)

20、That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特別。 不幸的是，特別地差勁