幽默的英文小故事3篇

是不是總覺得學英語看閲讀很煩躁?那是沒有找到打開英語閲讀的正確方式，下面，這些幽默的英文小故事，估計會讓你愛上英文閲讀。

　　As the years turn

　　生日來臨之際

For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "There's no privacy in this country any more,"she said. "They even keep track of your birthday. "

我奶奶過82歲的生日時，我送給她一份驚奇的禮物—一張由總統簽名的生日賀卡。(根據規定，80歲以上的老年人可得到此項服務。)當我問奶奶收到來自白宮的賀卡有何感想時，她毫不猶豫地回答説:“在這個國家，再也沒有隱私了，他們就連你的生日都追蹤着。”

　　Peer pressure

　　同輩的壓力

My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer

pressure," Chad told her.

一天晚上，我十幾歲的兒子查理，帶着九個朋友回到家，他們都紮了耳朵眼兒。當兒子的奶奶聽説了這件事時，她問我兒子為什麼要這樣做，查理告訴她:“是同輩的`壓力。”

"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.

奶奶説：“你應該做個領頭的，”

"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”

“我是個領頭的。”他回答説：“這是我的主意。”

　Greetings

　　問候語

As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a "Hello"or "Good morning" a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,"How's it going?"

作為一個大學郵局裏的職員，我總是對那些光顧者這樣打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。當一位西班牙的交換學者來到我的櫃枱時，我偶然這樣招呼了一句"How is it going?"

Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,"Airmail."

他把要寄往外國的郵件放在我面前説:“寄航空。”