趣味英語笑話

笑能夠通過運動腹部肌肉增加能量消耗。此外，笑可能會影響控制血糖濃度的神經內分泌系統。以下是趣味英語笑話，歡迎閲讀。

　　Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work，” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.

“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”

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　　你知道我是幹什麼的嗎?

一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裏的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出來，趣味英語：笑話三則。 兩個人站在外面，看着大火。

“在我出來之前，”其中一個説：“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裏，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。” “你不知道我是幹什麼的。”另一個説。 “你是幹什麼的?”

“我是警察。”

“噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，説：“那你知道我是幹什麼的?”“不知道。”警察説。 “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”

　　Who is the laziest

Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?

Jack:I don`t know ,father.

Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?

Jack:Our teacher ,father.

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　　誰是最懶惰的

爸爸：傑克，我今天已經和你的老師談過了，現在我想問你，誰是你們班上最懶的人?

傑克：我不知道，爸爸

爸爸：你再好好想想，當別的同學都在讀書寫字的時候，誰楞在那兒僅僅是看着其他人?

傑克：是我們的老師，爸爸

　　What Is a Traitor?

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”

Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

Father：“A convert，my son.”

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　　什麼叫叛徒?

有希望的.青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”

父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人，中國小英語《趣味英語：笑話三則》。”

有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”

父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。”