英語笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

冷笑話是近幾年出現的一個新詞,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。下面小編整理了英語笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯，希望大家喜歡!

河上漂流(中英)

A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”

一個男人路過旅行社時，看到一個廣告欄上面寫着“順着墨累河漂流四天，全部費用只需40美元”。

Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious.

面對如此低價的誘惑，他大步走進旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然後説:“我報名墨累河之遊。”眨眼間，旅行社的店員抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那個人打昏了。

When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.

當那個人醒來之後，發現自己被捆在一個木筏上，正沿着河水往下漂呢。過了一會兒在河的`另一邊，他看到一個和他處境一樣的人。

"$40 Murray cruise?" he calls out.

"40美元墨累河之遊?”他喊到。

"Yep!" says the man on the other side.

“是呀!”那人答道。

"I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,”he yells.

“我打賭我們還沒吃早飯呢。”他喊道。

"Well，”calls the other man, “we did last year.”

“對，”另一個人説，“我們去年吃過了。”

給丈夫最好的警告(中英)

My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

我的丈夫對我時常波動的情緒很不高興。所以那天他給我買了一個心情戒指，那樣他就可以從戒指上看出我的心情。當我的心情好的時候，那個戒指就會變成綠色。當我的心情不好的時候，在我丈夫的額頭上就會留下一大塊紅色的戒指印。

實話實説(中英)

As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.

當我們的飛機在歐海爾降落時，飛機的機組人員開始了她的“歡迎和感謝”的演講。

"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.”

“歡迎來到芝加哥，當地時間是六點十五分。今天能夠給你們提供服務是我們的榮幸。我希望你們對此次飛行感到滿意。雖然你們選擇了一家破產的航空公司，但是我們還是感謝你們選擇了聯合航空公司。”