爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯

生活中煩心的瑣事總是有的，你會有時不愉快，那你就來看笑話吧，開心一笑，煩心事就會溜走了。 以下是爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閲覽!

day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地 上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的.蘋果。城裏人對農夫説，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答説，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"

2.a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech." The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a aining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your the door open,push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝嗇鬼請客

一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了.他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時説：“你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了之後,再用你的腳把門推開.”

“為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”

“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會空着手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist:What's your problem?

Patient:I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?

Patient:Ever since I was an egg!

精神病醫師：你哪裏不舒服?

病人：我認為我是一隻雞.

精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的?

病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始.

you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。