十大有趣商店告示英文及翻譯

商店十大有趣告示(幽默)

Top 10 Funny Store Signs

ide a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

ide a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be."

the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

a restaurant window: "Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

de a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we’ll wait."

a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

［參考譯文］十大有趣商店告示

1.消聲器商店外：“沒有專門的約會，但我們聽到你來了。”

2.旅館外：“請幫助，我們需要富有經驗的住旅館的人。”

3.接待室的.桌子上：“每來3個推銷員，我們就會開槍進行射擊，第2個剛剛離開。”

4.獸醫的等候室：“五分鐘之內回來，坐下！呆好！”

5.電力公司：“如果你寄來帳單，我們就會變亮，如果你不寄來，你就會變亮。”

6.計算機商店的門上：“外出吃飯。”

7.飯店的櫥窗上：“不要餓着站在這兒，快點進來，我們給你吃的。”

8.保齡球場裏面：“請安靜，我們需要聽到大頭針在下落。”

9.殯儀館前的院子裏：“小心駕駛，我們會等你的。”

10.法律顧問辦公室內：“變老是無法避免的，變聰明是可以選擇的。”