英語笑話帶翻譯簡短的

急診Help! Doctor

"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

"Good, am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

"Just use another pen!"

“醫生，救命!請您快點兒到，我十歲的兒子剛剛吞掉了一支鋼筆!”

“好，我十幾分鍾就到，”

“好的，那……這十幾分鍾我應該做什麼呢?”

“換支筆用!”

我教老師I Taught the Teacher

Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼?”

“兒子驕傲地説：什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。”

誰在打架? Who was fighting?

Who was fighting?

誰在打架?

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什麼那麼紅?

弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。

媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。

雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。